I babysit for a girl who used to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her.
If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
Have fun figuring out which
Tim Burton. 1990
Tinsmith Circle, Land O’ Lakes, Florida
See in map
Did I really jst krash?
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper
if i can see u typing a message for like 2 minutes and im waiting there in agony and it ends up just being “lol” i will never talk to u again
*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*