lostinthatdreamland:

Things that should be under $20:

• plane tickets
• concert tickets
• clothing
• college

dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

i finished my christmas list i can’t wait

  • $ 1,000,000 in cash
  • boyfriend
  • the souls of those who have displeased me this year
  • another boyfriend in case my other one escapes
  • money

(Source: dumbledorathexplora)


eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

coconutoil97:

me walking down the isle to my soon-to-be husband (drake) while 2 on plays:

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him when he see me walking down the isle:

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2pacschild:

gloomyteens:

kingorb:

knight-of-sidonia:

tiemydurag:

white people are fucking ruthless I’m out

I think about this a lot

BRUUUUUUUUUH

i’m literally never going to a white party ever again

I would of booked it.. lol. That’s why I don’t…. yea.. my people know what I mean.


(Source: regardlxss)

Rule #1 Never be #2
(via barbieandken)

(Source: frenchinhalechanelxoxo)


thats-unpossible:

She looks so sure

(Source: ilikeubuturcrazy)

urnasty:

nikeyslut:

he prefers that hoe.

Then he aint shit

rupindeer:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

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